The Republic of Phoenix Roadrunners is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.824 billion Phoenix Roadrunnersians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The very strong Phoenix Roadrunnersian economy, worth 525 trillion Pucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 67,225 Pucks, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Phoenix Roadrunners. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Phoenix Roadrunners's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Phoenix Roadrunners is ranked 198,518^th in the world and 89^th in Yorkshire for Safest, scoring 42.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.